– Author unknown

• GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
• DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
• ROTTWEILER: Make me.
• LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
• TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
• JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
• COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
• DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
• BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
• CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover….
• POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
• GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
• YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
• AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
• OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
• HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
• SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
• SHIH TZU – Who, me change a light bulb? We have staff to do that.
• HAVANESE - If I charm you, Mom, you'd change it for me, wouldn't you?

And what about CATS?

• CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?