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Mutts A lot of the dogs I've owned in my life were cross-breed, otherwise

A lot of the dogs I've owned in my life were cross-breed, otherwise known as Heinz 57 dogs because of all the breeds one dog can represent. They were perfectly wonderful pets, but my interest in specific breeds began on a visit to Oregon to see friends who owned a giant poodle, Maxi. Later I learned almost all poodles are named Maxi. I wrote about her, noting she would've made a stereotypical hippie if only she'd had a prairie dress and a bong. She was an adorable reprobate. As someone who...

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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? – Author unknownGOLDEN


– Author unknown

  • GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
  • BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
  • DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
  • ROTTWEILER: Make me.
  • LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
  • TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while...
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